Parent-hood 🤘🏼

Right I love my kids, like really love them, like brake your heart just to look at their precious little faces.....but....

if you don't occasionally seriously consider chucking yourself under a bus when your kid has been screaming non stop for an hour. 🚎

In an emergency drink alcohol on a weekday/before 4pm, out of a shoe/from a mug.... (in a medicinal capacity you understand....mostly to stop you chucking yourself under said bus) 🍷🍸🍺

Or
Ever so occasionally Silently mouth swear words/stick your finger up behind your child's back....

Then I'm afraid we can't be friends.