Do me a teeny weeny tiny absolutely minuscule almost insignificant it's so small favour please?
If you see a post and it makes you smile like the fucker pleeeeeeeeeease?
I can see that people read my blog and have people tell me personally when they see me; you really make me laugh or I look forward to readings your daily rants. Can we have a little more page interaction please?
I'm getting lonely here? 'Allllllll by maaaaaaaaasellllf!' and you DON'T want me to start singing honestly it's not pretty.
I sincerely promise not to banter you to death unless you ask nicely. Scouts honour.