On the edge.

Do you ever seriously consider changing your name? Running away and not leaving a forwarding address? Get as far as bringing up eBay in the search engine when your kid has been whining for 3 hours solid? Worry that if someone else says 'Mum!' in the next 5 minutes your head might ACTUALLY explode, wish for a bout of a bug just bad enough to mean you don't have to leave bed for a week? Actually seriously consider boiling your own head?! No? Just me then.