The following blog is really the inner workings of a sleep deprived brain, I am amongst other things but first and foremost a Mum, I guess what follows will be mostly about seeing the funny side of family life...and maybe some complete nonsense.
Sunday, 4 September 2016
Can't sleep...what if big brother really ARE watching us?! 👀What if he's NOT the real slim shady? 👨🏼What if Father Christmas DOESN'T exist 🎅🏽what if unicorn's aren't real?! 🦄What if a fairy DOES die every time you thank somebody for saying 'bless you' when you sneeze?! 😷What if the moon really IS made of cheese? 🧀 what if it IS bad luck not to salute a magpie? What if you ARE tempting fate when you step on a crack? ☘What if the little spots you get on your tongue really ARE from telling lies? 😝What if fairy tales DON'T come true?! 🔚What if they DON'T all live happily ever after?! 🔫💣🔪What if you ARE what you eat?! 🍤 what if you WILL get square eyes from too much TV?! 🖥What if tea ☕️ DOESN'T fix all the worlds problems? What if this country really IS run my monkies?! 🙊🙉🙈 What if there IS life on Mars?! 👾 What if there really is an alternate universe with another you in it?! 🙋🏼🙋🏼What if the bogeyman DOES exist?! 😱WHAT IF that really IS Kim Kardashian's real arse?!!!!!!
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