Tuesday, 6 September 2016

Seriously universe?!

Do you ever get so tired of the mundanity of your routine that you just think you can't carry on, you can't get out of bed, you can't hassle what seems like 5000 children into brushing their teeth, bribe them to wash, shoehorn them into something appropriate to wear, find them ALL matching socks and shoes, clean the entire bloody house whilst entertaining the little sods and you just can't bring yourself to lovingly prepare yet ANOTHER meal that the little shits aren't going to eat anyway?!!

Like seriously universe?! I've done enough! Where the fuck is my Hogwarts letter?! When's the goblin king coming for ME?! 😫😫😫I'd settle with being abducted by aliens for pity's sake!


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