Sunday, 4 September 2016
if you don't occasionally seriously consider chucking yourself under a bus when your kid has been screaming non stop for an hour. 🚎
In an emergency drink alcohol on a weekday/before 4pm, out of a shoe/from a mug.... (in a medicinal capacity you understand....mostly to stop you chucking yourself under said bus) 🍷🍸🍺
Ever so occasionally Silently mouth swear words/stick your finger up behind your child's back....
Then I'm afraid we can't be friends.